Friday I’ve got rambling on my mind

Is the head dead yet?  I think what the world really needs right now is a little more news coverage on that goofball who just gave birth to eight kids.  Really.  I don’t think we’ve heard enough about her, her doctor, or her family.  I hope someone decides to do a news story on her [...]

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In lieu of flowers, please send cash.

Picture it…Sicily Charleston, 1993.  A young college grad in the second year of a professional radio broadcasting career gets the chance to be a sidekick on an FM morning show.  It’s what he’d dreamed of since he started playing radio in high school in 1987. 
The only catch:  he has to change his last name.
That’s [...]

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Real Office Hereos

Another Paul and Spike production.
“CCs the boss“

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Three Men In a Boat.

Book 1 in the challenge. 

[E]verything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

The product description of Three Men In a Boat on Amazon calls it a “comic masterpiece.”  And that it is.
Some writers try to be funny and succeed, but [...]

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You’re doing it wrong.

<disappointed parent voice>Barack, Barack, Barack.<disappointed parent voice>.
/shakes head
Have you learned nothing from past Presidents?  Today you announced to the world “I screwed up.”  Short and sweet, plain a simple.  You admitted you were wrong.
Don’t you understand how this works?  As President you’re not supposed to do that.  You’re not supposed to be honest with us.  [...]

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