You don’t need to wait for rain to open up this beauty. Take it everywhere and show the government just how much you love being under surveillance from closed circuit cameras.
Link goes to site with NSFW language.
Posted in Other geekery on 30 September 2008 | 1 Comment »
You don’t need to wait for rain to open up this beauty. Take it everywhere and show the government just how much you love being under surveillance from closed circuit cameras.
Link goes to site with NSFW language.
Posted in Life on 30 September 2008 | 1 Comment »
Are you as confused as I?
I suck at economics and accounting. I have my college transcript as proof. So it’s no surprise that as I watch and read the news about the financial crisis and the proposed government bailout my attempts to comprehend what it’s all about result in a major FAIL.
I understand all [...]
Posted in Life on 29 September 2008 | 7 Comments »
This week (September 27 – October 4) is Banned Books Week, in which we celebrate the freedom to read.
The American Library Association states,
Banned Books Week celebrates the freedom to choose or the freedom to express one’s opinion even if that opinion might be considered unorthodox or unpopular and stresses the importance of ensuring [...]
Posted in Life on 26 September 2008 | 8 Comments »
Congress began working on a controversial $700 billion (with a “b”) Wall Street bailout to save ailing financial institutions. One president of a prominent investment firm said if something isn’t done soon he may have to fire one of his gardeners.
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Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Senator Joe Biden made a campaign stop at a [...]
Posted in Life on 23 September 2008 | 1 Comment »
Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is?[holds up one finger] This.Mitch: Your finger?Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don’t mean shit.Mitch: But, what is the “one thing?” Curly: That’s what you have to find out.
Thus goes a brief scene between Jack Palance and Billy Crystal [...]
Posted in Life on 19 September 2008 | 7 Comments »
From Ebert’s latest “Answer Man” column on his website:
Q. Yo dude, u missed out on “Disaster Movie,” a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat? S.J. Stanczak, Chicago
A. Hey, bro, I wuz [...]
Posted in Life on 17 September 2008 | 16 Comments »
I can’t claim to be the first. My friend Spike Nesmith can be credited for that. But allow me to be the first to say, “Spike is right — the Republicans have won the election.”
It’s over. Finished. You can put lipstick on a singing fat lady but she’s still singing. Or something.
If, after all that [...]
Posted in Life on 16 September 2008 | 6 Comments »
I was in line at the grocery store the other day watching and waiting patiently as the clerk scanned the items for the guy ahead of me. After the scanning was complete the customer pulls out a checkbook and starts writing. WTF? Who writes checks anymore? Seriously. Surely my bank isn’t the only one [...]
Posted in Life on 14 September 2008 | 5 Comments »
As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a slave to all things Google. Gmail is my main email application. I use Google Calendar to schedule my life, and Google Documents to store papers and info that I may need when I’m out and about.
So naturally when Google released a beta version of their new web browser, Chrome, [...]
Posted in Life on 10 September 2008 | 7 Comments »
So I get this chick in the back seat, she’s seventeen years old, ahigh school senior like me, but she’s the governor’s daughter forchrissake, and I knock her up.
And tonight….ya ready?….ten thousand Americans with “familyvalues” are gonna stand and cheer me when I’m introduced at theRepublican convention, with the old man’s arm around my shoulder.Is [...]