Look no further.
Gizmodo has the scoop on the coolest thing ever created by man: the 3800-piece Lego Death Star(tm).
The set comes complete with 21 mini-figures, including Luke and Han in Stormtrooper gear.
The downside is it’ll cost you a cool $400. Looks like I’ll have to sell my speeder.
Dear Lego: I can pay you $100 now, and $500 when we reach Alderaan.
Man, I was half-way through thinking about a witty Star Wars quote to use as a comment until you beat me with your last line.
It looks a lot like a moon.
That’s no moon.
/You set ‘em up, I’ll knock ‘em down.
hrrarrrg.
what’d he say?
he said he doesn’t like the price.
Oh.
I don’t like the price, either. They should watch their inventory. It’s wanted in 12 states.
Hahahahaha.
Wait, that’s no fair. The comments are better than the post.
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
What is it?
It’s a 3800 piece Lego Death Star. This is the toy of a Jedi Knight.
“Not as clumsy or random as a Transformer.”
So, in the Lego world, does Darth Vader’s dad accidentally sit on the 1200-piece Aleraan set to destroy it?